January 2012
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operator: 911 what is your emergency
me: i found my old art
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Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
itotallyrelate:
You:
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renagerie:
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m0rphinetrip:
I can’t stop laughing
this has cheered me up so much
i just had to, i just HAD to
oh my god ahahahhaa
i’m crying omfg
Oh my God I am crying.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE 16 YEARS ON PLANET...
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell...
– Stephen King (via mrgolightly)
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The funniest shit I've ever read. →
xtacyoverdose:
“When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become...
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kosherfuck:
ever listen to a song you could just lay down and relax and listen to for hours on repeat?
yeah
its a nice feel
I’ve done that many a time :)
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
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abwhoretion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
That was me last night.
December 2011
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roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
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