February 2012
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Extra spots for USS/Rebel Emergency this Friday!
I have four extra spots for people to go to the Everything To Do With Fred Show at the Sound Academy this Friday night (10th). I’m trying to get this out there to those who didn’t get in and want to go. I’ve posted on USS’s Facebook page and Rebel Emergency’s as well.
If you are in or can get to Toronto for the show, send me a message and we’ll see what we...
January 2012
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operator: 911 what is your emergency
me: i found my old art
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Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
itotallyrelate:
You:
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renagerie:
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m0rphinetrip:
I can’t stop laughing
this has cheered me up so much
i just had to, i just HAD to
oh my god ahahahhaa
i’m crying omfg
Oh my God I am crying.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE 16 YEARS ON PLANET...
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell...
– Stephen King (via mrgolightly)
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The funniest shit I've ever read. →
xtacyoverdose:
“When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become...
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kosherfuck:
ever listen to a song you could just lay down and relax and listen to for hours on repeat?
yeah
its a nice feel
I’ve done that many a time :)
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
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abwhoretion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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