January 2012
43 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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operator: 911 what is your emergency
me: i found my old art
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
itotallyrelate: You:
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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WatchWatch
renagerie: therefore-i-party: theonethatgot-awayy: anondracomalfoy: swagdemort: w0rdprocessor: sarahpiee: lafraser: m0rphinetrip: I can’t stop laughing this has cheered me up so much i just had to, i just HAD to oh my god ahahahhaa i’m crying omfg Oh my God I am crying. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE 16 YEARS ON PLANET...
Jan 11th
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“People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell...”
– Stephen King (via mrgolightly)
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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The funniest shit I've ever read. →
xtacyoverdose: “When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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kosherfuck: ever listen to a song you could just lay down and relax and listen to for hours on repeat? yeah its a nice feel I’ve done that many a time :)
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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abwhoretion:   “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am That was me last night.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 2nd
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